"Really?" That was the comment from my house mate which triggered this blog. Well, that and I think everyone is sick of hearing my 'stories'. The open mouth jaw drop 'really' was after I recapped my first adventure on match.com. I guess most people would consider them 'dates', but in my life, that isn't so. They are adventures. Dates just lead to disappointment. I honest to goodness would like to meet some cool souls on match.com, but judging by my first experience, this might be a joke.

I am an average looking white girl. Big Brown hair, small blue eyes, larger than average nose size, half bad skin, 10 lbs over my goal weight (mostly kept in my two prized b's...boobs and butt). And apparently, as an old dirty wise man once told me, I ooze of feminine energy...(this is where the REALLY comes in my life) I sometimes get asked my ethnicity, but that is usually because I frequent places which attract various ethnicities. Here are some common perceptions..Jewish, French, Greek, Middle Eastern. Of which I am none. I am an Irish/Italian mutt.

Why Blog?

• I have a stress fracture on my L foot. It keeps me from my normal activities (soccer and dance) So I have some time on my hands.
• I am dying with curiosity about this online dating stuff.
• I am praying that by having this blog, maybe the crazy stuff in my life will suddenly stop. I might be able to lead a normal life

Lets just say this, I once miswrote my address on my drivers license (I tend to transpose my numbers). Of course I lost this license on a night out on the town and luckily a very kind person mailed it back to me. Ah, but not to my address, to another address. Upon receiving this random persons ID with the incorrect address, she thought I was using the address as a front for an identity. One lovely day at work the police phoned me and told me I had to come to the station. Apparently this lady freaked out and reported me!!! REALLY I picked up my license, got a slap on the hand, and I always double check my address when filling out forms!!!