My skin has almost cleared up. It has been a 10 year fight. Yet I finally get one thing settled and then I am having trouble buttoning my size 12 "comfortable" pants. Shucks. If its not one thing, its another.
Somehow I came to the realization that there is no 'cup' size for butt size. I think it was when the guy I was seening tried to guess my bust size. I then found out he was really an ass man. So then, how would he measure my butt size? Nice? But that is so vauge. What do the South Americans ask for when they get a butt enlargment? Maybe they just go by country. For instance, my sister has a distinct Puerto Rican butt. Maybe you can ask for an African butt, or the famous Brazilian butt. Or do they just go by actresses: J-Lo, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce. Definitely not Paris Hilton!!! That would be a butt reduction standard.
There is no butt bar. 36 ??? WHAT: 36 Puerto Rican butt, 42 English butt, 38 African butt, 38 J-Lo butt, 34 Paris Hilton butt. REally, it would be so nice if jeans would incorporate that into their sizing. Yes, 30 waist and 36 Brazilian butt. J-Lo is way ahead of the game on setting the Butt Bar
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
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HOW 'BOUT ENGLAND BUTT 36?
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