Best pick-up line to date:
Guy: I really like your nose.
Me: Thanks
Guy: And the way your eyes sit by your nose, its just perfect.
Me: Thanks
Guy: I studied sociology and anthropology was my favorite class. I always look at people and their skulls and admire the way its structured.
Me: So your telling me you like my skull?!?
Note to self: 'soc' majors failed to take social etiquette classes
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About Me
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- mindthegap
- "Really?" That was the comment from my house mate which triggered this blog. Well, that and I think everyone is sick of hearing my 'stories'. The open mouth jaw drop 'really' was after I recapped my first adventure on match.com. I guess most people would consider them 'dates', but in my life, that isn't so. They are adventures. Dates just lead to disappointment. I honest to goodness would like to meet some cool souls on match.com, but judging by my first experience, this might be a joke. I am an average looking white girl. Big Brown hair, small blue eyes, larger than average nose size, half bad skin, 10 lbs over my goal wieght (mostly kept in my two prized b's...boobs and butt). And apparently, as an old dirty wise man once told me, I oozing with feminine energy...(this is were the REALLY comes in my life) I sometimes get asked my ethnicity, but that is usually because I frequent places which attract various ethnicities. Here are some common perceptions..Jewish, French, Greek, Middle Eastern. Of which I am none of. I am an Irish/Italian mutt.
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